We are SO excited to de-fuzz you! Rest easy, you will receive the best hair removal experience ever, but there’s a few things you need to know and acknowledge when it comes to male intimate services. So please, take a few seconds to read the following information so we’re all on the same page:

Here at Bare we have a strict “no funny” business policy when it comes to hair removal; our motto for you keep in mind is:
 “if you wouldn’t do that at your doctor’s office, don’t do it here.”

Skin is skin to us and body parts are just body parts. We understand this can be an odd situation, especially if it’s your first time getting hair removal in your nether regions. Our Removal Specialists try to make everyone as comfortable as possible during their service, but at the end of the day we are professionals. We are providing our clientele with a professional service and we ask that our clients respect our Staff and their profession.

Penis jokes? Don’t do it.
Comment on our looks? You’re sweet, but now is not the time.
Ask what our “partners” wax, or if we wax our privates? That is none of your concern.
Tell us you like pain? Eek!

Now, most of you are reading this and thinking “geez, are you kidding me?” Sadly, we are not. We gotta have this because yes, this all has happened to us.

And finally, we’ll go ahead and address the elephant in the room to avoid getting uncomfortable phone calls:

What if I get an erection while getting a male Brazilian wax?
First, this is not a happy ending situation. If that is what you are looking for you will be sadly disappointed when we stop the service and keep your money. When we see your junk it’s not sexy, it’s just another part of the body that needs hair removed. You won’t show us anything that will surprise us… or impress us.
With that said, what if it still happens? We can work with it. If it’s too out of control and impeding our work, we will wait until it subsides or stop the service. Your erection will usually die of natural causes (i.e. pain). Furthermore, it is not safe to wax during an erection and it can cause injury.

Do we think you are weird because you got an erection during this service? No! We understand that men are men and friction is friction. If you are laying there with your eyes closed, quiet and/or moaning then yes, that is not respectful. Does having an erection help with the waxing? Absolutely not. It makes it more difficult for us to do our job and increases your chance of getting injured.

We are trained professionals and can remove your hair without an erection.
We try to make everyone comfortable and we do it with humor. At the same time, we are professional and want to make sure everyone on our staff is comfortable and safe as well. If a client makes our staff uncomfortable, we will remove you from the service.
Do not take Viagra or any other ED medication, do not will yourself to have an erection (yes, we can tell) and please do not touch your Removal Specialist.

If you wouldn’t do it at your doctor’s office don’t do it at Bare!

We love our job & we believe humans deserves to receive a professional service, we simply ask you to treat each of us with utmost respect.

Thank you, we appreciate your understanding!